Overworked?
You're tired because you're overworked? The U.S. population is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 Million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes.
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Old Sayings
Computer Version
1. Home is where you hang your @
2. The E-mail of the species is deadlier than the mail.
3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
4. Great groups from little icons grow.
5. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
6. A chat has nine lines.
7. What boots up must come down.
8. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
9. There's no place like www.home.com.
10. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
11. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the
'Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
"Have I ever backed up my hard drive? I can't even get it into reverse."
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